HDYGG: The Birds, The Bees & The Zucchini

You take the good, you take the bad, you take ‘em both and there you have: The facts of life, The facts of life…

What do Natalie, Jo, Tootie, Blair, and Mrs. Garrett have to do with zucchini? Not a whole lot, but I found myself humming The Facts of Life theme song in my garden recently. It’s catchy in the way most 80s TV theme songs were*, and it was relevant to my work that morning.

You see, I was pollinating zucchini. It’s not that I don’t trust the bees to do it, it’s that… Well, OK–I wasn’t entirely sure that I trusted the bees, and I really wanted to feel useful. I planted two types of summer squash seedlings last month: One yellow and one green. I had to fight the urge to plant more, but considering what I’ve learned about my tomatoes, and taking into account how many people have told me that I’m going to be up to my ears in zucchini, I decided to start slow.  Continue reading

HDYGG: Mayday, Mayday! The Tomatoes Have Taken Over

As I write this, it’s been exactly 68 days since I planted my eight tomato seedlings from Tomatomania. 68 days since our photo shoot for the June/July issue of the magazine, which you’ve hopefully already received in the mail or picked up at a newsstand. 68 days in which I’ve watched, always with amazement and occasionally in horror, as my tomato seedlings grew into towering, looming leviathans. Continue reading

HDYGG: When Life Gives You Bok Choy

A couple of months ago I bought a few seedlings from the grower at the Culver City Farmers’ Market. They were labeled as mesclun, which is a salad mix of assorted small, young salad leaves. I brought them home, planted them in my garden, and waited eagerly for tender, mixed baby greens. Instead, they grew into tough, dense, cabbage-like plants.  Continue reading